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For our non-German viewers:
A Wilhelm Busch hommage ("Derail in the Serail") from famous ex-GDR comic artist (Ulf Graupner, "Mosaik").
I try to translate the rhymes in style:
Everybody has his woe:
Eyes and nose and the big toe.
The Sultan feels his 'jewels' itch:
"To Iblis with this 'bargain' bitch!
On all odalisks my curse:
When it gets bad, it will get worse!"
The couple vanishs with a "whoosh"
upon a boat named Wilhelm Busch
away from all the toil and shudders.
We get a peek upon her udders
but just above, the peeping ock,
may watch how they begin...eh, out of rhyme words

&S
P.S. Complain if this wasn't erocktic enough.