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« on: Jul 19, 2004, 15:48 »

Man Learns He's Dead, Thanks to Blind Ex-Wife
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N.B.: This thread is O N L Y about the art of creating weird headlines. Please O N L Y  post the headline with the link to the story here. No full articles please! Thanks.
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 19, 2004, 18:53 »

Hmm, buried at his birthday Laughing

well, at least he had nothing better to do that day, right.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 19, 2004, 19:39 »


JET'S TEA MACHINE GROUNDS BRIT FLIGHT
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 19, 2004, 19:40 »

LET US PREY: BISHOP TARGETS PENSIONER
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 19, 2004, 19:43 »

PENSIONER WASP ATTACK
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 19, 2004, 20:50 »

uhm... is it okay to post 3 headlines in one day, or should i just pick one next time?
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 19, 2004, 21:48 »

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uhm... is it okay to post 3 headlines in one day, or should i just pick one next time?


Please feel free to post as many as you want - as long as they sound weird enough!
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 19, 2004, 21:57 »

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Please feel free to post as many as you want - as long as they sound weird enough!


Yay!

Although i wasn't as convinced of the weirdness of the "Let Us Prey..." one after i'd read the article.

Anyway, the British tabloid press are goldmine for weird headlines!
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 20, 2004, 15:46 »

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I'm sure that was caused by Tea Hypnosis! Oooh, yes....
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 20, 2004, 17:33 »

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I'm sure that was caused by Tea Hypnosis! Oooh, yes....


Mehh, that should be called PG Tip-Nosis!
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 20, 2004, 17:35 »

SUPERMAN  IN CAR ATTACK
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 20, 2004, 21:27 »

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gah, I was just going to post that!  it happened here! in, er "Ann Arbour, Detroit"...which is rather better known as Ann Arbor, and is definitely not in Detroit

haha, I can't believe the Sun picked it up, it only got about three teeny paragraphs buried in the back of the shitty local newspaper Rolling Eyes

very chris ware, though
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 21, 2004, 12:14 »

Beer-loving bird barred from pub beer
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« Reply #13 on: Jul 21, 2004, 15:48 »

FAMILY KILLED BY FISH


... just in case the link fails me, like it always does:


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004332104,00.html
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 21, 2004, 16:04 »

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