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« Reply #75 on: Jul 13, 2006, 20:19 »

Man enters house and tries to eat sleeping resident! yumyum
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« Reply #76 on: Jul 25, 2006, 17:49 »

Python undergoes surgery after swallowing electric blanket[/url]
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« Reply #77 on: Jul 26, 2006, 18:03 »

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« Reply #78 on: Aug 15, 2006, 14:22 »

Ice cream man might get background check

Shouldn't they all?...

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« Reply #79 on: Aug 21, 2006, 18:50 »

US man survives chocolate ordeal[/url]
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« Reply #80 on: Aug 21, 2006, 20:12 »

Cyclists beware: inflamed bladders ahead[/url]
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« Reply #81 on: Aug 23, 2006, 12:23 »

Police warn of hallucinogenic chocolate bars at Amsterdam airport[/b]
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« Reply #82 on: Aug 30, 2006, 23:10 »

Armless driver arrested again[/url]
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« Reply #83 on: Sep 03, 2006, 17:36 »

Yes, I admit that it's not really a headline, but the story was just too good to ignore:

A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water[/url]
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« Reply #84 on: Sep 05, 2006, 17:52 »

Blind man was 'dangerous driver'
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« Reply #85 on: Sep 07, 2006, 16:37 »

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Wow. People really seem to find the darnest things to hit each other with today. I'm impressed:

Beaten with dead chihuahua


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« Reply #86 on: Sep 07, 2006, 17:32 »

Man shoots chicken, wife shoots man[/url]
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« Reply #87 on: Sep 24, 2006, 17:56 »

Halloween outfits 'create fear'

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« Reply #88 on: Sep 24, 2006, 18:05 »

Here's a variation of the "Man bites Dog" theme:

Man bites panda after zoo attack
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« Reply #89 on: Sep 24, 2006, 18:07 »

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