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« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2005, 00:23 »
Sea life mistaken for severed genitals on Auckland beach
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« Reply #61 on: Oct 09, 2005, 17:07 »
Here are two of my favourite from last week:

Teletubbies In Cocaine Bust[/b]

... and...

Unicef bombs the Smurfs in fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers[/b]
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« Reply #62 on: Oct 10, 2005, 13:18 »
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Unicef bombs the Smurfs in fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers[/b]


Btw, here's a rather macabre QT on that case...  Confused
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« Reply #63 on: Dec 12, 2005, 22:49 »
Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume[/b]

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« Reply #64 on: Jan 25, 2006, 17:02 »
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« Reply #65 on: Feb 18, 2006, 21:28 »
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« Reply #66 on: Mar 14, 2006, 08:43 »
Creamy Pink Snow Covers Russian Region

Meanwhile, South Korea issues a warning as yellow snow falls.
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« Reply #67 on: Mar 16, 2006, 02:49 »
Pentagon plans cyber-insect army
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« Reply #68 on: Mar 21, 2006, 08:12 »
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Suddenly, I'm much more unnerved by the crazies here in Chicago...
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
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« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2006, 10:09 »
Russian-Folk-Festival Crowd Unknowingly Claps Along To Ode To Sodomy[/b]
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« Reply #70 on: Jun 09, 2006, 13:35 »
German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage
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« Reply #71 on: Jun 09, 2006, 15:33 »
Wow. People really seem to find the darnest things to hit each other with today. I'm impressed:

Beaten with dead chihuahua
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« Reply #72 on: Jun 10, 2006, 00:03 »
Jesus H. Christ! Will the madness ever stop?!

Romance novelist knocks hubby out by tossing phone book[/url]
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« Reply #73 on: Jun 21, 2006, 21:36 »
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Jesus H. Christ! Will the madness ever stop?!


Yes, that was a rhetorical question...

Gargoyle identified as weapon in slaying of elderly woman
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« Reply #74 on: Jul 11, 2006, 00:27 »
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